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But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! I looked up. AN: stop flaming ok! Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore. “Ugh, I can’t believe I have to share the grounds with you. It was…. “How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!” (c is dat out of character?). I put up my middle finger at them. “Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Tara's account was eventually hacked, and the story went up and down from fanfiction.net a few times before it was permanently banned. My Immortal, by "Tara Gilesbie", is an infamous Harry Potter Fan Fiction.. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is a seventh-year Slytherin who's overwhelmingly beautiful, "goff" and has Draco Malfoy wrapped around her pale finger. “Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. “Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. My Immortal, collectively labelled as "one of the worst fanfictions of all time," has a very interesting history on the internet. Were it up to the Ministry Of Magic, I’d have been dealt with by the Aurors. Canon compliant in the extreme (including those flashbacks). “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”. In his fifth, he fought the lies of the Dark Lord and his followers and tutored his fellow students in defence against the dark arts. And there he was, Draco Malfoy, a rich little twit with a large ego and a small mind. The story is infamous for its astoundingly bad quality, to the point that many readers assume it's actually satire, along with the … “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall. Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. “Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. “You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. https://myimmortal.fandom.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11?oldid=12586. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. 3 Chapter 3. Work Search: There was once upon a time a boy who survived the darkest ordeal, an attack on his house by the Dark Lord himself. “What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. ” I screamed. My Immortal is a Harry Potter-inspired fanfiction that is centered around Ebony “Enoby” Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, a 17-year-old vampire who attends the “Hogwarts School” in England. Just then, Draco walked up to me. 22. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. Proofs I was able to provide included the original email address with which I signed up for fanfiction.net and a flash drive from 2006 with the first 11 chapters of My Immortal on it (unedited).” “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”, “This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. It rubbed me the wrong way. It is a Harry Potter fanfiction that was originally posted to FanFiction.net between 2006 and 2007. “No! “Really.” I said. In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. “I am slow to anger, Malfoy, but if you insist on being my breakfast, I’ll gladly pop you like a grape and leave what’s left to Filch. Oh! It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. line! They were sitting on their broomsticks. He kept shouting at us angrily. Chapter 2 BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! See more ideas about my immortal, immortal, bad fanfiction. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Hilariously bad with worst abuse to english ever. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. The other people in the band are B’loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”. “Well…. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We were singing a cover of ‘Helena’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Full text of My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie, Chapter Thirty Four to Chapter Forty Four. In his third, he freed his wrongly convicted godfather from imprisonment by the Ministry. I spray-painted my hair with purple. “No! Maybe you and Peeves can bond over being the least liked ghouls in the school.”, “Come on lads, I don’t need to listen to another word this snippy corpse has to say. The work soon gained notoriety within Harry Potter fandom due to its plot, characterisation, and writing. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped. “What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. Chapter 11 I remembered that Draco had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up? This work's creator has chosen to moderate comments on the work. 2. Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! During the break of my sixth year, in our home in Sheffield, my family was attacked. Chapter 4 Excerpt from Encyclopedia Dramatica: My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. “Shouldn’t you be crying to your father right now, Malfoy, or does that come after the pathetic grandstanding?” I asked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I didn’t really want to attract attention to myself. 7. But I knew too much. DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! When it was first published on fanfiction.net in 2006, it received popularity for defining the bad eggs of the community. I’m seventeen, and in my seventh year at Hogwarts. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. 23. 1 likes. This story begins in the first week of my seventh year. You may go up to your rooms.”. … “How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape. I have pale white skin. My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! 2 likes. It was was noted for its numerous spelling mistakes, persistent use of "leetspeak", and bizarre plot involving torture, time travel, gratuitous sex scenes, and multiple goth concerts. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. In the fanfic, Hogwarts is divided between goths and preps, and Harry Potter goes by the name of Vampire and is Draco's ex-boyfriend. “What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. “That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. My Immortal is the magnum opus of Tara Gilesbie. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. Are you OK?” B’loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. And then I said. To … So did Draco. “Oh! It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. Then…………, We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. I inherited my mother’s icy blue eyes, her sheet white skin, her dark hair and her spirit. if u do den u r a prep! He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. : Put new text under old text. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.). 16. “There must be other factors.”, Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “My Immortal” is full of eccentricities of style that make it a rich experience for an active interpreter; its text is a set of the author, Tara’s, sessions of play with her versions of the setting and characters in Harry Potter. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. The original My Immortal fanfiction was posted on fanfiction.net by Tara Gilesbie. 6 Chapter 6. Text: The term "trolling" in regard to the internet (as opposed to fishing) refers to the act of intentionally provoking emotions in people by baiting the text with rude, inappropriate, or otherwise outrageous suggestions. But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. ). My Immortal is a Harry Potter-based fan fiction serially published on FanFiction.net between 2006 and 2007. Date of Publication:March 3, 2006 (original version); August 2, 2010 (revived version) AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. Then he ran out crying. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Chapter 5 tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, 1. “Yeah fucking right! I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. My Immortal Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. I was so mad and sad. 9 Chapter 9. 2 Chapter 2. “Oh. Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. "My Immortal" by elisi 17. “Hi Ebony.” he said back. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”. “NO!” I screamed. “Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Like “Allah Kedavra!” ― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal. “Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Even before I’d turned, I had a bad attitude and a disdain for most folks. No! Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby"), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire! 5 Chapter 38. I couldn’t believe Draco for cheating on me. A "Dr. Who/Torchwood > Buffy-Centered" fan-fiction story. Chapter 21 We hugged and kissed. “Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! I love GC. 5 Chapter 5. PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. Subsequently, he was known as the boy who lived. [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. Chapter 12 For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. “Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly. But if I don’t kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!” I burst into tears. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. I looked up. AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! Follow/Fav My Immortal. “Ebony! “And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!” he shouted. “No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. Voldemort gave me a gun. I read it whenever I'm feeling bad and need a laugh, or whenever I think how much my story sucks, or whenever I feel like making my eyes bleed.